Oatmeal is the vanilla ice cream of the breakfast world. Some of us like it plain and straight up, appreciating its clean, oaty flavor, its firm yet yielding texture, the way it cloyingly stays in your mouth just a second longer than you think it should.

And then there is the rest of humanity, those folks who – as with vanilla ice cream – treat oatmeal as a carrier for whatever you care to pile on and mix in. This list is for those folks, the people who like to dress their breakfasts to impress – or at least to taste awesome.

OUTRAGEOUS OATS

Start with your favorite way to prepare a bowl of oatmeal, whether it’s cooked steel-cut oats, slow-cooked extra-thick oats, or a packet of instant. Jazz it up by adding any of these toppings:

Tropical: Stir in 1 tablespoon of cream of coconut, then top with a spoonful of crushed pineapple and chopped toasted macadamia nuts.

Bacon and Gouda: Stir in a handful of shredded aged Gouda cheese, then top with crumbled crisp-cooked bacon.

Pumpkin pie: Stir in ¼ cup canned pumpkin puree and ½ teaspoon pumpkin pie spice, then top with crumbled shortbread cookies.

Brulee: Spoon into an oven-safe ramekin. Sprinkle turbinado sugar over the top, then broil until golden and caramelized, 2 to 3 minutes.

Caramel mocha: Stir together 1 teaspoon instant coffee granules, 1 tablespoon cocoa powder and 2 tablespoons half-and-half. Stir into the oatmeal, then drizzle the top with caramel sauce. Top with whipped cream, if desired.

Banana bread: Mash a very ripe banana and stir into the oatmeal along with a pinch of nutmeg. Sprinkle with cinnamon-sugar and toasted walnuts.

Raspberry-lime: Stir in the zest and juice of ½ lime and a spoonful of brown sugar. Top with a handful of fresh raspberries and a drizzle of fresh cream.

Honey-pear: Stir in a chopped ripe pear, drizzle with honey and top with a few slices of a brie cheese. Add shredded pan-fried prosciutto, if desired.